For me it’s the bathroom, generally while sitting on the ceramic flushable throne. Oh what a magical invention that is.
Anyways’, I just realized after many many years of trying to find the right software or app, that will help me or motivate me or just simply force me to stand up at least once an hour from this tool.
Buying a cheap plastic flask was the solution. I try to drink more water lately.
I considered myself a intelligent person but when I have one of these enlightening revelations I realize I might have to reconsider.
In order to drink enough water, I need to refill. This means I need to stand up. Other side benefit, that also forces me to stand up is my bladder. I meat my water intake requirement and get up enough times, either to refill or to unload! Eureka!
Talk about #killingmultiplebirdswithonestone or shall I say #oneflask.
PS: Haven’t written anything lately because, well censorship. Nowadays you can’t really speak your mind because you get labeled, or don’t get hired, or -insert multiple other reasons here-. Meanwhile gay people can legally marry now. This is true censorship. True terror. To fear speaking your mind freely. #1984
Definition of terrorism “any act intended to cause death or serious bodily harm to civilians or non-combatants with the purpose of intimidating a population or compelling a government or an international organization to do or abstain from doing any act“
“A code of silence is a condition in effect when a person opts to withhold what is believed to be vital or important information voluntarily or involuntarily.”
Greetings you thought criminals you.
Here’s a funny gif to lighten up the mood:
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